Get on a plane. (Got a list of 20 reasons) Waste money on K-Mart junk or even go shopping there. Buy things without Linda's input. Buy BMW motorcycles. Buy GM products (or American Engineered for that matter). Work on cars (what a pain!). Take synthetic pharmaceuticals. (ie. Statins). Avoid lazy people. (Very hard to do) No more pets or non-family live with us. Do Not visit family for more than a week, (they can't stand me either). Avoid poor drivers (impossible in EP). Not putting things away immediately, like many of my friends who can't find stuff. Do write down borrowings and do bitch at them for not returning my stuff. Stop helping outsiders who don't like paying for your help, when contracted even verbally.
Always say NO if you don't want to help or can't do something. Never help friends move from one house to another. (One time we did it after a Al-Auburn game in total darkness.) "Boy my shoulders hurt too much to do that", now.
Maybe I should write down the things I do like to do? Be with Linda, cuddling, holding hands, motorcycle riding, working on bikes, yep that's it, no more, no less. The END.
Oh ya, my once best friend in the picture above cut me off totally after he married his 2nd cousin. Friends come and go but family is best (and never go away, dang!)
1 comment:
I hear you on helping people move. I have helped so many people for a few slices of bad pizza that I'd really like to never do it again.
I don't mind helping people, except for the people who only ever want something.
By the way, now we know the reason why they call second cousins "kissing cousins".
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